Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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