I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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