I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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