you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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