glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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