apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Holy sore nipples Batman
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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