you guys were way drunker than both of me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she looked like the before picture.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Every concussion has its silver lining
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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