Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This is not my ceiling
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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