is your mom at the bar?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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