Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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