She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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