He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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