I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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