Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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