its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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