it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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