so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
