absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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