if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Life without a bra equals bliss.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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