her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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