I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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