His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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