I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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