I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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