I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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