I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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