how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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