He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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