yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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