I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Drake has all the answers
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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