Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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