I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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