Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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