Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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