Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
tell me about the fingering
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