its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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