Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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