I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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