Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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