they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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