So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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