You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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