My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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