Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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