everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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