your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
barbara walters just said penis...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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