I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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