Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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