4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
