it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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