Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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