I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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