using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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